As a cat-owner I naturally believe there are two types of feline:
- My cats
- Less cute cats
This is entirely natural, and more importantly true, but I have found some spectacularly cute pranks played on other cats. Those other cats are less cute overall, you see, so their owners don't mind playing very slightly cruel tricks on them.
There's nothing like awwwing out over cats and getting paid for it, except spending that pay on cat food. I still can't tell if I'm winning life or a slave to the secret masters of the world, and honestly? Don't care.
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